I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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