never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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