Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
we're making bets on your personal life
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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