Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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