i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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