Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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