Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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