Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I had to cum in my sink.
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