Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
how does that bad decision feel?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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