I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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