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But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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