Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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