I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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