Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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