It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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