i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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