i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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