i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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