My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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