problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Randomize
