he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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