What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
