i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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