That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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