thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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