last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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