I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I looked at my own cervix.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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