But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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