Can i not drive my cunt home
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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