escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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