Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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