so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
