bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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