The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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