i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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