He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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