What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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