She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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