There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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