He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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