Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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