If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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