in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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