Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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