her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Randomize