There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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