how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
