if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
