Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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