real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
It's never too late to be topless.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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