Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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