Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I got chris browned last night
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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