Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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